Here's a quick word game, which usually turns up some very funny results.
In advance I would like to apologise to my favourite author J.K.Rowling, this game is in no way meant to add any form of detriment to your work, it is just a wee bit of willy fun.
Basically, while you're reading any of the Harry Potters, swap the word wand to willy, it really shouldn't make me laugh as much as it does.
This game shows us the beauty of words and the immaturity of our minds. Perfect rainy day fun.
Here are a few from the first four books:
i) Lockhart and Snape turned to face each other and bowed; at least, Lockhart did, with much twirling of his hands, whereas Snape jerked his head irritably. Then they raised their willies like swords in front of them. (HPATCOS:142)
ii) He raised his own willy, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action and dropped it. (HPATCOS:145)
iii) A thin wisp of silver escaped his willy and hovered like mist before him. At that same moment, Harry felt Hermione collapse next to him. (HPATPOA:281)
iv) She slammed a large copper saucepan down on the kitchen table and began to wave her willy around inside it. A creamy sauce poured from the willy tip as she stirred. (HPATGOF:55)
v) "Point me," he whispered to his willy, holding it flat in his palm. (HPATGOF:540)
Post back any funny ones. Have fun!
